Listen and Buy at Amazon by CATHERINE ZETA-JONES QUEEN LATIFAH
[Matron (Spoken):] The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what they used to be. [Velma (Spoken):] They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone. Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics and nice manners? Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class? [M.:] Class. Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" And, "Yes, thank you?" And, "How charming?" Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass Whatever happened to class? [V. & M.:] Class! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs and whores And even kids'll knock ya down so's they can pass nobody's got no class! [V.:] Whatever happened to old values? [M.:] And fine morals? [V.:] And good breeding? [M.:] Now, no one even says "oops" when they're passing their gas Whatever happened to class? [V.:] Class [V. & M.:] Ah, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use And any girl'd touch your privates for a deuce. [M.:] And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass [V.:] And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass [V. & M.:] Nobody's got no class! [V.:] All you ready about today is rape and theft [M.:] Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? [V. & M.:] Nobody's got no class! [M.:] Everybody you watch [V.:] 'S got his brains in his crotch [M.:] Holy crap [V.:] Holy crap [M.:] What a shame [V.:] What a shame [V. & M.:] What became of class...?